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Did you hear the one about.....
Scam
Alert at The Home Depot
Over the last month, I became the victim of a scam while
out shopping. Don’t be naïve
enough
to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends. Here is how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come
over to your car as you are packing your s
hopping into the trunk or pick-up truck. They
both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy thin T-Shirts.
It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer
them a tip, they say “no” and instead ask you for a ride to
another Home Depot or Lowes.
You agree and they get in the back seat.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen
October 4th, 9th, 10th and twice on the 15th,
17th, 20th and 24th. Also, November 1st, 4th, three t
imes just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
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What
Retired People Do
Working people frequently ask retirees what we do to make our days go by.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I
went into town and went into a store.
We were in there for about five minutes. When
we came out, there was a cop writing
out a parking ticket. We went up to
him and said, “Come on man, how about giving a
senior citizen a break ?” He
ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him
a Nazi turd. He glared at me and
wrote out another ticket for bald tires.
My wife called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield
with the first one. Then he started
writing a third ticket. This went
on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus.
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